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Things Men Can or Can’t Do

10 Things Men Can Do

  • Eat and watch porn
  • Chat and watch porn
  • Talk over the phone and watch porn
  • Remember 20 synonyms to the word pinus
  • Learn by hard 2 or 3 subjects to talk about on a first date
  • ALWAYS have room for an extra beer
  • Say he loves you, and be thinking about another piece of ass at the very same time
  • Get dressed in less than 30 seconds
  • Leave his clothes on the floor for 5 days…and don’t care
  • Strip someone with his own bare eyes

10 Things Men Can’t Do

  • Pull up the toilet’s seat
  • Pull down the toilet’s seat
  • Watch a football game and do ANYTHING at the same time
  • Remember when his gf is supposed to have her period
  • Remember anything from his first date with his gf
  • Remember to buy underwear
  • Remember anything
  • Answer honestly to the question “how many girls have you slept with?…”
  • Own a small dog
  • Wear tight jeans, and not feel gay

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2010 AWARDS

Top 3 books read on 2010

1. “Millenium I” AKA “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”, by Steig Larsson (2005)

But it online at Amazon! Read article on Wikipedia!

2. “The Shining”, by Stephen King (1977)

But it online at Amazon! Read article on Wikipedia!

3. “Gracias por volar conmigo”, by Fernando Peña (2007)

But it online at Amazon! Read article on Musimundo!

Top 3 TV Series seen on 2010

1. “Lie to Me”, played on Fox Networks (currently playing Season 3)

Official Website! See article on IMDB!

2. “House, M.D.”, played on Fox Networks (currently playon Season 7)

Official Website! See article on IMDB!

3. “Two and a Half Men”, played on CBS and Warner Bros. (currently playing season 8)

Official Website! See article on IMDB

Top 3 songs listened on 2010

1. “In the Crossfire”, by Starsailor (On the Outside, 2005)

Watch Official Video on YouTube! Lyrics on eLyricsWorld! Read article on Wikipedia!

2. “Courage”, by The Whitest Boy Alive (Rules, 2009)

Watch Official Video on YouTube! Lyrics on LyricsMode! Read article on Wikipedia!

3. “Innocent”, by Stereophonics (Keep Calm and Carry On, 2009)

Watch Official Video on YouTube! Lyrics on eLyricsWorld! Read article on Wikipedia!

Top 3 2010 events

1. 33 Chilean Miners Trapped

Read story on The Casual Truth! Read article on Wikipedia!

2. Wikileaks cables, revealed

Read story on The New York Times! Official Website!

3. Haiti Earthquake

Read story on CNN! Read article on Wikipedia!

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Shit just seems to happen

…really? Happy new year! I love you. You gotta be kidding me! Strawberries? Metallica is playing live! Crap, back to school. You’re pregnant? And you too? Thank you! Ain’t life a bitch? I’m getting a raise! Second car. Uruguay. Wanna go to the beach. Kill them all.

Justice, in Argentina? God, I love my life. Well, seems like we’ll be living here. When are we going to New York? It’s way to expensive. Mom got the job! Ok, I gotta loose some weight. Don’t wanna go to the shrink no more. Stephen King, such a good writter…but so boring sometimes. Are we meeting again? Wanna play rugby again, but I’d rather watch the NFL on TV. Am I still playing the guitar?OMG, I’m an uncle (for the third time). We should totally go bagpacking. How much? Argentina did not win the football WC…Maradona sucks. I hate him. Sometimes, not just the good ones die. Stand up comedy. I hate my work. I love my work. Brazil. Took five subjects. Holidays? Massive Attack, live? No MJ, just booze. Ray ban. Tommy? I will be purchasing Xmas gifts, for all. Another raise! Are you moving out? Why won’t he die? After office. LSD. They are coming back to town! Yay, we got the airplane tickets to NYC! Really, theater? Wanna go to the Green Day gig! New laptop! Mom, are you sure? Hey bro, how’s dad? Got a new phone! Love Android. Copycat? I’m so in love. Wanna fuck. Shit, did I just say that? How come? Car crash. Car crash, again. Hey, I’m not feeling that good. Wanna go out with my friends. No, really, I’m ok.

Wow, has this year already ended?…It was good, for as long as it lasted. Hope you had a good time 2010. I’m sure as hell I did.

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